Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM

Boys:

1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake

47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.

Quick Reminder About File Paths

Whenever I have a problem with an image “not showing up” on a web page, the first thing I do is take a close look at the file path that references that image. If that file path is relative (meaning that it doesn’t start with http://), I pay extra close attention to the relationship of where the file is that is referencing the image, and where that image actually is.

  • Is the image in the same directory as the file referencing it?
  • Is the image in a directory below?
  • Is the image in a directory above?

By “below” and “above”, I mean subdirectories and parent directories. Relative file paths give us a way to travel in both directions. Take a look at my privative example:

file-path-example1.jpg

Here is all you need to know about relative file paths:

  • Starting with “/” returns to the root directory and starts there
  • Starting with “../” moves one directory backwards and starts there
  • Starting with “../../” moves two directories backwards and starts there (and so on…)
  • To move forward, just start with the first subdirectory and keep moving forward

Zenith Smart-Style Desktop PC

Zenith has launched a uniquely designed Smart-Style desktop PC which is is powered by Intel Mobile Pentium Dual-Core Processor T2130 (low power consumtion) and it incorporates entire CPU with ports and slots at the back of standard 17-inch LCD monitor resulting in tremendous desk space saving.

zenith-smart-style-desktopThe new Zeinth Smart-Style desktop PC, is powered by 1.86 GHz Intel Mobile Pentium Dual-Core Processor T2130 with 1-MB L2 Cache, 800 MHz FSB, and it features original Intel 945 chipset motherboard, 1-GB DDR2 533 MHz SDRAM (maximum 2-GB), 80-GB Serial-ATA 7200 rpm Hard Drive.

The 17-inch monitor unit which has been designed and developed at Zenith’s new Product Development Centre (NPDC) in Goa, incorporates the entire CPU unit with slots and ports at the backside, allowing consumers save the hassle of having extra desk space for the CPU tower.

In addition, Zenith Smart-Style desktop has been designed with mobile version of the Intel dual core processor T2130 which delivers performance with power consumption equivalent to a standard laptop. Typically a conventional desktop consumes power in excess of 300W to 350W and Zenith Smart-Style desktop PC consumes one third of the power consumed by conventional desktop.

The entire display unit of Zenith Smart-Style desktop can be hung flat on the wall, placed upright on a desk like standard LCD monitor or be fitted to a small tabletop unit using its versatile 180 degrees mounting hinge.

The new Zenith Smart-Style desktop PC comes with 17-inch (43.1 cm) LCD Flat screen Monitor powered by onboard integrated Intel Graphics Media Accelerator Intel GMA 950 Graphics chipset with upto 512-MB shared video RAM and is available in Silver or Black color shades.

The Zenith Smart-Style desktop PC comes with built-in speakers into the display-cum-CPU unit, and it offers wired networking and wireless networking slots. The desktop also offers a custom slot for CD/DVD optical drive which does not come with standard configuration.

Targeting mainly to corporate sector, like banking, BPO and retail sectors, the new Zenith Smart-Style desktop PC can also be used as wall-mounted LCD style TV unit after fitting an external TV-tuner costing about Rs. 2,500 extra.

In addition, the keyboard and mouse can be made wireless with the addition of a wireless dongles making the whole unit wire-free.

The Zenith Smart-Style budget desktop PC comes with integrated Realtek AC 97 6 Channel Audio hardware, integrated stereo speakers, three 32-bit empry PCI Slots for expansion cards, a USB based Optical Mouse from Logitech and PS2 based 110 Keys Multimedia Keyboard.

Packed in all the space behind the 17-inch monitor unit, the new Zenith Smart-Style desktop PC offers a 32-bit PCI Slots (empty), 2 USB v2.0 ports, standard serial and parallel ports and it comes with USB based Optical Mouse from Logitech and PS2 based 107 Keys Keyboard.

I/O ports & Interfaces

  • 2 USB v2.0 ports (2 in Front, 4 at Rear)

  • IEEE 1394 port

  • Ethernet (RJ-45) port

  • Headphone and microphone jacks

  • Line-in and line-out jacks

  • Parallel port

  • Serial port

  • 1 PCI (32-bit) c2.3 5.0V Slots

  • 1 PCI-Express X16 slot

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Zenith Smart-Style Desktop PC Features

  • Intel Pentium Dual Core Processor T2130, 1.86 GHz
  • 1 MB L2 Cache, 800 MHz FSB
  • Original Intel 945 Chipset Motherboard
  • 1-GB DDR2 533 MHz SDRAM, maximum 2-GB
  • 80-GB Serial-ATA 7200 rpm Hard Drive
  • Slot for CD/DVD Optical Drive
  • 17-inch (43.1 cm) Widescreen LCD Monitor with 180 degree mounting hinges, can be placed on a table, hung flush on the wall or fix into a table top surface.
  • Integrated Intel Graphics Media Accelator GMA 950 Graphics chipset with upto 512 MB shared memory
  • 10/100/1000 Ethernet LAN Card
  • 56 kbps fax/modem Card
  • Integrated Realtek AC 97 6 Channel Audio
  • Integrated stereo Speakers
  • USB based Optical Mouse from Logitech
  • PS2 110 Keys Multimedia Keyboard
  • 1x 32-bit PCI Slots (empty)
  • 2x USB v2.0 ports
  • Serial port, Parallel port
  • FreeDOS OS
  • Weight - 1.3 Kgs

Intel Pentium Dual-Core processor T2130 powered new Zenith Smart-Style Desktop PC with 17-inch LCD monitor is available in India for Rs. 20,000 inclusive of all local taxes with 1-year warranty. For home and retail customers, the promise is all-days service including Sundays. Visit www.zenith-india.com for more details on this and other Zenith products.

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